Age: 40 (in 6 weeks)
Superhero Name: Yet to be granted. On a casual basis she insists upon being called "Mary Josephine Kelly", but we call her MJ for short.
Stretch Factor: 8 (rediscovering her bad-ass self)
Choice Words: "On a good day, I will most likely revert to a song verse I used for motivation when I played tennis back in the day. On a particularly tough day, I will most likely say something like: What the FRAK was I thinking!!!" (I personally have NEVER heard MJ use the word FRAK.)
Goal: "Bottomline... get my MILF body back!!" (Good thing there's no chance for Waldo #4.)
MJ Waldo spends her time as a wife, mother, friend and RN at Wake Med. I would take a gander that given a choice she would rather be a reviewer of Beer Fests across the USA. She has a proven track record of drinking Elizabeth Griffin under the table. When PMS-ing she eats "Anything that is edible that is not good for you and chocolate." She says she's good company during that time, but I'd watch your back and not take anything she says personally. Most recent exercise has been walking the dog for 45 minutes (sweet Sadie) where the dog came home dehydrated and MJ did laundry. No muscles were pulled, but from what J alludes to, she may be deceivingly flexible. MJ is doing this for herself -- dammit! As of now her biggest challenge will be "Making training a priority. That and J taunting me." and training prep she looks forward to most is "reading the blog" -- that's good cardio. The first thing she's going to do after crossing the finish line is "Sit down and wait for you bitches to finish!" [whispering] -- baaaad-aaass. Crack that beer you'll be carrying in your jog bra, girl. MJ "...met Brenda and Rachel at the same time at TRS preschool room parent meeting." and her life is now complete.
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