are environmentally conscious and they're going to power the defib I'll carrying for her. Jelly...where to carry the jelly -- not to confuse it with K-Y. Add it to #3 on the list.
I think that cycling shorts might be important so that your va-jay-jay isn't screaming at you by the end of the ride. Rachel reminds me that I have to sew them *if* I'm not buying anything for the event. I *do* have some bubble wrap left from packages received during the holidays. Could you imagine the popping sound that would come from pedaling? Then if someone needs first aid on a sprain, tri-nurses MJ or Elizabeth could Macgyver a splint from my shorts and the fried twinkie sticks from our snack between the swim and the ride. Fried Twinkies -- add to list.
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Brenda, YOUR CHALLENGE, if you choose to accept it (I mean besides swimming 250 yards, biking nine miles, jump starting my heart and running two miles) is to NOT BUY ANYTHING FOR THIS EVENT. There. I put it out there. I'm going to be out there on my borrowed bicycle, Bob's helmet, and my stored-in-the-closet-since-the-80's-swimsuit, and you'll be all pimped out in solar-powered swim trunks that transform into padded cycle shorts...and of course there's your bat-mo-bike. Yes, you can pretend you don't know me while you are working the paddles. Don't forget the jelly!